What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

From Russia With Love

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How can a man clean his Soul?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do you think Trump is a bad a$$? Why or why not?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.